Saturday, April 11, 2009

Quick Thoughts on Observe and Report

Decent film.

Worth $5 movie ticket.

Kind of funny.

1 man taking on several in fights.

Mysterious flasher.

Small penis.

I give Observe and Report:

6 out of 8 BITS

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Quick Thoughts on The Last House on the Left

It started out INCREDIBLY bad.

Picked itself up after about 30 - 40 minutes.

Ended terribly.

The movie kept my interest and kept me thinking throughout the whole thing--after the 30 minute period anyway, so I'm not going to bash it too much.

Most of the acting was so bad that I openly laughed. The only actor that actually did a good job was Tony Goldwyn who played John Collingwood (Husband, Father, Doctor, Terrible Fighter).

The effects were decent. I give the movie props for using fake blood and makeup instead of CG bullshit.

The environment was your average Jason Vorhees, House by the lake, surrounded by mass woodland areas. I liked it though, I'm somewhat of a nature guy.

So basically, if you can last through the first 30 minutes of the movie, then you might make it out of the theater actually liking what you saw--well, MAYBE.

I give The Last house on the Left:

5 out of 8 BITS

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Quick Thoughts on A Hauting in Connecticut

True story my ass.

For the most part, the movie wasn't so bad.

Decent acting.
Decent story.
Great plot twist.

Just when I thought the movie was going to end, all hell broke loose.

I do have to comment on the makeup artists for this movie. They definitely did their job very well. The makeup gave the movie it's creepy feel. But in the end, makeup wasn't enough to save it from me giving it a bad score.

If you're looking for a creepy movie that is suspenseful as all hell and will make you jump at least three times before it is over, then go and see it.

If you're looking for a good scare, go see it.

If you're looking for a good movie, run far away.

Eh, it's not THAT bad. Compared to the last few horror films I have seen, this on takes the top spot.

It has the same feel as The Exorcist did when you were a little kid.

"In the middle of the night, two dead boys woke up to fight".

I give A Haunting in Connecticut:

5 out of 8 BITS