I can't look at the cover without seeing this......SAD FACE.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Quick Thoughts on Observe and Report
Decent film.
Worth $5 movie ticket.
Kind of funny.
1 man taking on several in fights.
Mysterious flasher.
Small penis.
I give Observe and Report:
Worth $5 movie ticket.
Kind of funny.
1 man taking on several in fights.
Mysterious flasher.
Small penis.
I give Observe and Report:
6 out of 8 BITS
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Quick Thoughts on The Last House on the Left
It started out INCREDIBLY bad.
Picked itself up after about 30 - 40 minutes.
Ended terribly.
The movie kept my interest and kept me thinking throughout the whole thing--after the 30 minute period anyway, so I'm not going to bash it too much.
Most of the acting was so bad that I openly laughed. The only actor that actually did a good job was Tony Goldwyn who played John Collingwood (Husband, Father, Doctor, Terrible Fighter).
The effects were decent. I give the movie props for using fake blood and makeup instead of CG bullshit.
The environment was your average Jason Vorhees, House by the lake, surrounded by mass woodland areas. I liked it though, I'm somewhat of a nature guy.
So basically, if you can last through the first 30 minutes of the movie, then you might make it out of the theater actually liking what you saw--well, MAYBE.
I give The Last house on the Left:
Picked itself up after about 30 - 40 minutes.
Ended terribly.
The movie kept my interest and kept me thinking throughout the whole thing--after the 30 minute period anyway, so I'm not going to bash it too much.
Most of the acting was so bad that I openly laughed. The only actor that actually did a good job was Tony Goldwyn who played John Collingwood (Husband, Father, Doctor, Terrible Fighter).
The effects were decent. I give the movie props for using fake blood and makeup instead of CG bullshit.
The environment was your average Jason Vorhees, House by the lake, surrounded by mass woodland areas. I liked it though, I'm somewhat of a nature guy.
So basically, if you can last through the first 30 minutes of the movie, then you might make it out of the theater actually liking what you saw--well, MAYBE.
I give The Last house on the Left:
5 out of 8 BITS
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Quick Thoughts on A Hauting in Connecticut
True story my ass.
For the most part, the movie wasn't so bad.
Decent acting.
Decent story.
Great plot twist.
Just when I thought the movie was going to end, all hell broke loose.
I do have to comment on the makeup artists for this movie. They definitely did their job very well. The makeup gave the movie it's creepy feel. But in the end, makeup wasn't enough to save it from me giving it a bad score.
If you're looking for a creepy movie that is suspenseful as all hell and will make you jump at least three times before it is over, then go and see it.
If you're looking for a good scare, go see it.
If you're looking for a good movie, run far away.
Eh, it's not THAT bad. Compared to the last few horror films I have seen, this on takes the top spot.
It has the same feel as The Exorcist did when you were a little kid.
"In the middle of the night, two dead boys woke up to fight".
I give A Haunting in Connecticut:
For the most part, the movie wasn't so bad.
Decent acting.
Decent story.
Great plot twist.
Just when I thought the movie was going to end, all hell broke loose.
I do have to comment on the makeup artists for this movie. They definitely did their job very well. The makeup gave the movie it's creepy feel. But in the end, makeup wasn't enough to save it from me giving it a bad score.
If you're looking for a creepy movie that is suspenseful as all hell and will make you jump at least three times before it is over, then go and see it.
If you're looking for a good scare, go see it.
If you're looking for a good movie, run far away.
Eh, it's not THAT bad. Compared to the last few horror films I have seen, this on takes the top spot.
It has the same feel as The Exorcist did when you were a little kid.
"In the middle of the night, two dead boys woke up to fight".
I give A Haunting in Connecticut:
5 out of 8 BITS
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Quick Thoughts on I Love You, Man
I must say, this was actually a good movie. You don't really get to see many of those in today's time.
I Love You, Man was the first movie that made me laugh in the theater in I don't know how long. There is quite a lot that I could say about this one, but I'm going to try to keep this short so you don't feel like your reading a novel.
The actors did a great job, especially Jason Segel who played "Sydney Fife" (Favorite character). There was probably only about 5 - 8 minutes in between me the comedy and the character development scenes. It definitely had me laugh throughout the whole thing, beginning to end.
The only problem I had with the movie was the excessive amount of jokes based around nicknames. "magooch, jimogli, pistol, mahman, grindlebla, etc". Basically two of the characters didn't know what the hell to call each other and for some reason they didn't want to call each other by their actual name.
If you haven't see this one yet, I say go see it. Whether you see it with friends, family, or a date, you can still have a great time. The movie is for everyone and you WILL get some laughs out of it--unless you have some odd disorder where you can't have a sense of humor.
I give I Love You, Man:
I Love You, Man was the first movie that made me laugh in the theater in I don't know how long. There is quite a lot that I could say about this one, but I'm going to try to keep this short so you don't feel like your reading a novel.
The actors did a great job, especially Jason Segel who played "Sydney Fife" (Favorite character). There was probably only about 5 - 8 minutes in between me the comedy and the character development scenes. It definitely had me laugh throughout the whole thing, beginning to end.
The only problem I had with the movie was the excessive amount of jokes based around nicknames. "magooch, jimogli, pistol, mahman, grindlebla, etc". Basically two of the characters didn't know what the hell to call each other and for some reason they didn't want to call each other by their actual name.
If you haven't see this one yet, I say go see it. Whether you see it with friends, family, or a date, you can still have a great time. The movie is for everyone and you WILL get some laughs out of it--unless you have some odd disorder where you can't have a sense of humor.
I give I Love You, Man:
7 out of 8 BITS
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